After spending a good five minutes studying this Japanese commercial, while hoping no one walked by my desk at work thinking I was watching Asian porn; I was perplexed.
First of all they call this boob pump "God's Hands". I think there is a lot of other places God's hand could be. Such as working with a scientist to help find a cure for AIDS, cancer or end global warming. The last place I would expect God’s hands to be is feeling up an Asian's A-cups. So basically according to this product, God is a pervert?
I say Asian because this is a Japanese product. I've heard the stereotype of all Asian women having an androgynous flat-chested body. Is this true? Is the commercial being racist or does it just know its audience?
Clearly this would never sell in the states. Us American women are too fat to ever need a product like this. How about a boob deflator for us lopsided ladies? We can call it "God's Hands Let Go".
Also I don't love the design of this "bra". It's obvious lace trim covers half of your boob. There's no way to hide this bra under a low cut shirt. You might as well wear this bra with a sign that says, "I pumped these up."
Also the company is called "She's Mine." Really? It's that what lingerie is for? To "mark your territory?"
So if this was a subtle hint, I'm going to have to decline. But I admit. It would be fun to play with "God's Hands" for a hot second.
Size B
*pump*
Size D
*deflate*
Size B
*pump*
Size D
So where do you get one Japanese made boob enlarger? Yeah baby, Yeah!
