I get an e-mail this morning notifying me of the endless career opportunities available to me when I graduate.
I can be the manager of ValueCare Pharmacies in Ohio ....I do like pharmacies
A liberian in Chicago... finally I can put my glasses and sweater vests to good use
Or an activities assistant at a senior center in Ohio ... I always did love old people
WOW I can do anything with my bachelors.
I've often been told I can be anything I want to when I grow up. Which explains my anger when I discovered I could not be the pope because I am not male or catholic.
But these job opportunities are even more upsetting to me than when my dreams of being a pope wearing that cool hat and Prada shoes crumbled.
Where are the job listings for the jobs I actually want:
Astronaut, rock star, movie star, mermaid....
I won't grow up.