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JESSIE JAMES, THE COUNTRY SINGER
It must suck to have this name right now. This is what I landed on when I goolged “Jessie James” and spelled it wrong…
SHITTY
JESSE JAMES, THE ASSHOLE
Jesse James is the new Tiger Woods.
Am I the only one who is NOT shocked by this whole debacle?
For starters Sandra is out of his league.
Also what do you expect from a man who shares a name with one of the most famous American outlaws of all time, and who's own fame is found in motorcycles, tattoos and a short-lived show called Jesse James is a Dead Man?
SHITTY
ZACH BRAFF CANCELS SCRUBS ON FACEBOOK
And here I thought Facebook was only good for seeing if people got ugly….
PRETTY
MTV CANCELS THE HILLS
Let’s face it, The Jersey Shore is the new Hills. And Chat Roulette is the new Jersey Shore...
PRETTY
THE BIRD & THE BEE COVERING HALL & OATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzmM85wnM8k
Get this CD.
If you are a diehard Hall & Oates Fan, hate covers, and are "allergic" to female vocalists you might be skeptical.
But seriously, get over yourself, and get this.
SHITTY
THE CONTESTS ON AMERICAN IDOL COVERING ANYTHING
Specifically Didi Benami covering Linda Ronstadt “No Good”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyd_tVCu4cw
I don’t know what was worst, her squeaky off pitch performance, or how much fun the judges had telling her that she was “no good”.
PRETTY
THE RUNAWAYS THE MOVIE
Worth seeing. I didn’t think I would say this but, Kristin Stewart was awesome. She really got into this character (and it wasn’t just the haircut).
SHITTY
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RUNAWAYS THE BAND
You know Joan Jett most likely from her own career. But you probably haven’t heard of Dakota Fanning’s character (Cherie Currie) who is now an accomplished Chainsaw Carving Artist? (Yes, that’s a thing)
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PRETTY
BUZZ ALDRIN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
I LOVE OLD PEOPLE. And this one is ADORABLE. However since he’s so old, I think they should judge him less on his ability to dance and more on his ability to not get a heart attack.
SHITTY
BROOKE BURKE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
So yeah she’s the new co-host. And while she can read cue cards decently, she’s not the best with the whole interview thing. Especially when paired with Niecy Nash from Reno 911. After curvy Nash told toothpick size Burke that she was dedicating her performance to “thick” girls everywhere, Burke was left speechless and then quickly muttered, “I love that you’re embracing----the women?”
Huh?
“The women”?
Clearly you don’t “love it” because you don’t even know what you're taking about….
PRETTY
THE CAST OF IF I CAN DREAM
SHITTY
THE PERSONALITIES OF THE CAST OF IF I CAN DREAM
Question: What happens when you put five pretty people on camera 24/7?
Answer: Not a whole lot. Watching this show is like watching an angel fish swim in a tank. It's nice to look at, but don’t expect it to do something other than swim
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