How to Break Up Via Mix Tape

Every time I hear Bob Dylan's "It's all over now baby blue"  I think, wouldn't it be cool to break up with someone via mix tape?

Well no it wouldn't be cool at all.  It would be mean and heartless.  But for the sake of comedy, it could be hysterical, especially if it wasn't happening to you.  

So I took on the challenge and created my break -up playlist.  The point of this mix would be to hand it to your soon to be ex in hopes of them getting the message that it's over from the track titles and songs.  Even better, if the track titles can read like a good break-up excuse, extra points.  Hey this may be mean, but it's a lot more honest than that whole "it's not you, it's me" bullcrap.   

Here's my playlist:  

1.) One of us must know (sooner or later) - Bob Dylan

2.) Hard To Explain - The Strokes

3.) Accidents will happen - Elvis Costello

4. )  It's all over now, Baby Blue - Bob Dylan

5.) Because - The Beatles

6.) You Never Give Me Your Money - The Beatles

7.) I Can't Stand It - Eric Clapton

8.) Who's Been Sleeping Here? - The Rolling Stones

9.) (You're the) Devil in Disguise- Elvis Presley

10.) I Want to Break Free- Queen

11.) Falling Out of Love - Sean Lennon

12.) Caring is Creepy - The Shins

13.) I'm N Luv (With a Stripper) - T-Pain & Mike Jones

14.) I Am Trying to Break Your Heart - Wilco

15.)  That's Life- Frank Sinatra

Which translates to:

Hey, one of us must know sooner or later.   It's hard to explain, but accidents will happen.  And It's all over now, Baby Blue.  Well, Because, you never give me your money.   And honestly, I can't stand it. Well, who's been sleeping here?  You're the Devil in disguise.  I want to break free.   Because, I'm falling out of love, caring is creepy, and I'm N Luv with a stripper.  You're right, I am trying to break your heart, but that's life.  

What would be some songs you'd put on your break-up mix?

Words and music are fun.