My mother writes great e-mails.
And by great I mean absurd.
Don't get me wrong. I love my mother. But her daily e-mails are getting a little out of hand. Topics of these e-mails have contained such "breaking news" as: "you know, texting and driving is deadly" or "Did you hear, Megan Fox has a flaw. She has hammer thumb! I just saw it on TMZ." or my favorite "Good News! I just read in Allure Magazine that's it's completely normal for your boobs to be lopsided"
I'm pretty certain my mother would equate informing me about the normalcy of my uneven rack with the same urgency of notifying me that a distant family member has died.
Here's the epic unabridged e-mail she sent me today entirely about the pros and cons of garlic: